1. “I didn’t get a new heart just to let you break it.”
2. “You mess with my family, you mess with this mess. *swig”
3. “I keep my Fendis close, and my Fendimies closer.”
4. “Make Greater Dayton great again.”
5. “There’s more to me than just what you saw on the ice.”
6. “It’s not my fault I’m tall.”
7. “Stick with me and I’ll show you what’s Montreal and what’s Montfake.”
8. “I don’t keep treasure buried, and I don’t keep secrets buried either.”
9. “I’ll show them what yoga can really do.”
10. “I’m a CPA, M.Div, HBIC – do I have to spell it out for you?”
11. “Quarterback? Nickelback? It’s all cash to me, baby!”
12. “I’m a high-maintenance medium with low expectations of you.”
13. “All I trust is family, God, and the Heart of the Cards.”
14. “Don’t make me get down there.”
15. “My advice?”
16. “Yes, it is I, Kyla Pratt.”
17. “Meditation. Meditation. Meditation.”
18. “I read The Scarlet Pimpernel, reading you will be easy. Or was it Redwall?”
19. “Don’t tell me I’ve lost my glasses again!”
20. “It’s one, two, three strikes, you’re mine.”
21. “Love me or hate me, I’m still your lawyer.”
22. “They call me the Cloud. I’ve got data on everyone, and I’m lots of shapes.”
23. “Let’s just say some passwords in this town could’ve used some special characters.”
24. “I’m sort of like the therapist around here. People come to me for answers and I really just have more questions.”
25. “I’m not in space anymore girls.”
26. “If you’ve got a problem with cheer, then you’ve got a problem with me.”
27. “I spent my life milking snakes. You think I’m afraid of some drama.”
28. “I’m not afraid to say what I can hear everyone thinking.”
29. “Clearing my name will be easy. But these heels?”
30. “It’s not all The Good Wife and Uncle Buck. Let me show you my Chicago.”
31. “Hahahahahhahahahahahhaha. YUP!”
32. “God. Family. Anime. Everything else is just noise.”
33. “Crazy! Crazy they called me! But they still called me.”
34. “Ossetian raids didn’t strip my family of its noble title, but the Reno nightlife might.”
35. “Jesus doesn’t like lazy looks.”
36. “C’est qui la? C’est moi! ¡Besos!"
37. “She’s lying. I’m Kyla Pratt.”
38. “I run a pet store, not a petty store, so don’t bark up this tree.”
39. “It’s not who you know, but how you know them, and I met everyone in detention.”
40. “Land ho! Here comes the Slayflower.”
41. “This just in – my opinion is mine again!”
42. “Head, shoulders, knees, and toes. Where I live, no one knows.”
43. “I’ve read all the books. I’ve studied every move. Now I’m ready for - WHAT WAS THAT?!”
44. “Oh they tried it all right. Once.”
45. “In the name of the father, the son, and the cute cousin if they got one.”
46. “Honey, you’re in my web now.”
47. “Set me up to get tickled, you’re setting yourself up to get arrested.”
48. “I’m too old for games. Maybe just the hoop and stick thing. Just once though.”
49. “They got Keno here?”
50. “Forgive? Fine. Forget? Who do I look like, Kyla Pratt?”