Voyeur

by Ethan Hardy


- Mr. President we’ve established the secret live feed of Premier Yukitev’s office.

- My God.

- I know, sir.

- He looks fantastic.

- Excuse me?

- That man can wear a suit.

- That man kidnapped your wife.

- Looks like she’s out of my league now.

- Do you have any idea how many men died to establish this live feed?

- I would kill as many for those shoes.

- Mr. President you are out of your mind.

- I’d kill you for starters.

- Mr. President this is not an appropriate use for this technology.

- Madame Secretary, that is not an appropriate skirt for your skin tone.

- You said I looked good in purple.

- Periwinkle is hardly purple and you are hardly a summer.

- Sir! the First Lady!

- You’re right. You’re absolutely right. Madame Secretary, will we get her back?

- Trust me, Penny will be singing for the environment in no time.

- Thank god. And Madame Secretary, tell me the truth, don’t try to protect me. Do I look fat?

- You look like an idiot.

- Like a fat idiot?