Great question! And my answer is "No, I’m not disgraced councilwoman Chrisanne Martee, I’m Sand Isle Resort Activities Director Chrisanne Martee, and you guys are in for one zinger of a three day weekend!" I know what you’re thinking: “Chrisanne, how can you show your face in the light of day!” First of all, another great question. It’s simple; with the cool help of my Sand Isle ShadeBrero. It’s patent pending and - get this - you lucky twenty will get five of them to share free of charge for the entire weekend.
Sand Isle didn’t earn its star by not having the most luxurious à la carte amenities. “What are they?” you ask? Again, three for three on questions! Step one is to reach into my ShadeBrero. In it, you will find excursion vouchers - and my room number for you barely legals! If you draw the blue card, grab your tankini because you’ll be cruising through Saturday in the Lazy Tub. The green card will score you a free trip to our “no seconds” salad bar. If you draw the red card, then say “Bonjour!” because it's tango time. You're also legally entitled to ask about the whereabouts of thousands in misappropriated homeless shelter funds, but why spoil this warm front with Chrisanne's oopsies? Hey! Now I’m the one with the questions!
Some of you may have noticed that we are unfortunately double booked this weekend. Blame that on the Big CM over here, though I promise I will personally make it up to you. I just so happened to come across a number of defunct homeless shelter cots. Don’t worry, no one was ever allowed to sleep in them. To make it a little more fun, I’ve peppered them all along the grounds. You guys will have to work together to find out where they are. If you look closely, you’ll notice clues to their locations. Hint: check your ShadeBreros!
Now there is no such thing as a “mini” bar at Sand Isle Resort, so if at any point the energy of the weekend becomes a bit too much, chillax in our beautiful, beachside Kickback Lounge. Hold up, did Chrisanne just say kickbacks? Don’t worry, I’ve checked and there aren’t any crooked union reps in there. Except maybe bartender Frank. He's been known to shell out a free Roy Rogers for a wink. But don’t tell my husband! Trust me, with the amount of guns he has, none of us want him to know about my side wink hustle! And if you’re thinking “Chrisanne, is there any way I can forget this entire three day weekend completely?” Then I’d like to answer your question with another question, “Where did you learn to ask such good questions?!”